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🚀 I just launched the most ridiculous company you’ve ever seen.

And somehow... It’s already profitable. Check it out. (Full Playbook To Do The Same)

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PATRICK FRANK
July 01, 2025

I’ve been preaching speed, distribution-first building, and micro-SaaS execution for months.

So I figured… It was time to prove it.

Last week, I gave myself one challenge:

Can I take an idea from concept to cashflow in under 7 days?

No pitch deck.
No investors.
Just an idea, a domain, a few no-code tools, my Virtual Assistant Super Team, and some aggressive focus.

Here’s what came out the other side 👇

🔥 Introducing: GetRoasted.ai

An AI-powered roast generator designed to give you a nice humorous reality check. 

Built to entertain, go viral, and get shared — GetRoasted.ai delivers 100% personalized, zero-mercy roasts. At launch I started with  9+ roasts including:

  • 🔗 Your LinkedIn profile

  • 💡 Your business idea

  • 🧑‍💻 Your landing page

  • 📄 Your resume

  • 📸 Your dating profile

  • 🧠 Your personal brand

And yes…
There’s even a roast for your girlfriend or boyfriend (if your relationship can handle it).

🧠 Why I Built It

This wasn’t just for laughs (Though it’s been the most fun thing I have worked on in years.)
I built this to prove you can go from:

Idea → Product → Paying Customers  in under a week — if you focus on what matters:

 ✅ Distribution
✅ Clear value hook
✅ Fast launch
✅ No overbuilding

This is what I teach in Business in a Box, and this is the kind of build I believe anyone can execute on….even if you’re riding solo.

😳 Sample Roasts (Yes, these are real)

🔐 Get Early Access (Subscriber-Only Deal)

Because you’re part of the Business In a Box Community:
You get exclusive pricing before we go fully public with the launch: 

 ✅ $1 for Early Access (try it instantly)
✅ $7 for Lifetime Access (unlimited roasts, forever)
→ Includes all current + future roast types
→ No subscriptions. No tricks.

BONUS: If you find a bug or any issue at all you will get a lifetime membership for FREE! 

🧱 Coming Next: Full Breakdown of How I Built It

In next week’s issue, I’ll show you how I built this in under 7 days:

  • The exact tools used (no code + AI)

  • My go-to launch checklist

  • Pricing logic + payment setup

  • Early traffic strategy

  • How I validated without asking for feedback

  • And how this all fits into the micro-SaaS stacking model

👇 Want Lifetime Access... Free?

Share your roasts and get lifetime roasts for FREE. 

👉 Screenshot your favorite roast
👉 Post it on LinkedIn, Threads, or Twitter
👉 Tag me + @GetRoastedAI
👉 Or just reply to this email with your best one

For every submitted and posted roast… You’ll unlock lifetime access for you — totally free.
No pitch. No upsell. Just pain for the people, by the people.

Let’s see if you can survive the spotlight.

— Patrick

👉 Want the Full Distribution Toolkit?

The Business in a Box course includes launch calendars, distribution roadmaps, influencer outreach templates, and pre-launch testing tools that you can copy and paste into your process today. Get The Business In a Box Course For $1!

Let’s make your product known.
— Patrick

👋 Got an idea you’re building and want a PMF gut check?

I’ll give you my honest take — no fluff, no pitch.

Let’s make sure you’re building the right thing, for the right market, in the right way.

– Patrick

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